11 Ways to Get Out of Giving a Blow Job

For when "I have to wash my hair" doesn't work Whether you're currently on a string of one-night stands or in a serious, long-term relationship, satistfying sex is key. But when good ol' fashioned vaginal sex is off the table for whatever reason, you can probably expect a request for a blow job. There's nothing to fear about giving head, but sometimes, you're just not in the mood. This is one situation where you can't cry "period," but here are 11 solid excuses for getting out of it.1. You Have a Painful Canker SoreAnd nothing but half-melted chocolate ice cream is going down your gullet.2. The Dentist Recently Numbed YouYou can't even feel your face and you aren't supposed to put anything in your mouth—doctor's orders!3. Lockjaw Is a PossibilityYou're worried about TMJ and don't want his package to become victim.4. Lunch Was Super SpicyYou ate some curry chili with cayenne and a shot of hot sauce on the side, and don't want to set his dick on fire with your breath.5. Your Pearly Whites Are Otherwise EngagedThose white strips you shelled out a ton of money for are perfectly in place and you don't want to risk messing them up.6. Forgot the Dental Dam in Your Other Purse!That oughta shut him up.7. You've Been Told Your Teeth Are Really, Really SharpThose incisors are long and strong. And your molars might as well be used to crush diamonds.8. The Church Choir Is Expecting to Hear Your Beautiful Soprano Tomorrow MorningYou're going to be singing in God's house, so you shouldn't have any dairy the night before.9. The Chiropractor Just Adjusted YouNow that your neck, back, and knees finally have some relief you can't risk misaligning them again.10. Your Gag Reflex Is UncontrollableYou'll probably projectile vomit.11. Narcolepsy Runs in Your FamilySometimes you can't even stay awake past...zzz.More from Women’s Health:22 Men Dish on the Hottest Oral Sex They've Ever Received8 Ways to Spice Up Oral Sex9 Ridiculous Misconceptions You Can't Believe You Used to Have About Sex



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