10 Men Reveal the Strangest Places They've Masturbated

They just couldn't keep it in their pants. We’ve all got out favorite places to masturbate, right? I personally like to lock my bedroom door, light some candles, and have a seat in my lovely leather office chair. It reclines just right. Apparently, my affinity for self-love in the bedroom is the norm—as it’s the most popular place to masturbate for both men and women, followed closely by the bathroom, according to a survey of 600 U.S. residents conducted recently by a sex toy company called We-Vibe.The bedroom and bathroom are predictable places, of course, but after those two, it gets a little weird. Of those surveyed, 20 percent of men said a car was the most unusual place they have masturbated, and six percent of men admit to having fapped at the office.I mean, you can do it anywhere—all you need is your own body. So I asked some guys to reveal what they consider the weirdest place they’ve spilled some seed.RELATED: 21 Ways to Have WAY More Fun with Masturbation“Back when I played sports in high school, I was pretty superstitious. One of my rituals was to whack off before basketball games. It helped me calm down. I would usually do it at home before heading to school, but one night we had a game far away, and we left right after school. So when we got to our destination, I masturbated in a stall in the locker room—while there were like 30 dudes outside it.”“I was on a camping trip for a few days and got the urge. My girlfriend didn’t want to do anything sexual because we both hadn’t showered for, like, three days, so I took matters into my own hands after she went to sleep. I pitched a tent while I was in a tent!”“I know Pee-Wee Herman got arrested for this, but I did it in a movie theater. There were only a few people in the theater, nobody was sitting anywhere near me, and the movie sucked. But it was a hot summer day, and I wanted to stay and enjoy the air conditioning. It seemed more appealing than going back to my apartment and doing it. I think that was the day I decided I’d never live without air conditioning again.”RELATED: Are Your Masturbation Habits Normal?“A car. I know that’s not such a big deal, but the circumstances were. When I was in high school, I would usually get off so quickly that it was embarrassing. One night, I was messing around with a girl in the back seat of my SUV when her phone rang. It was her mom, so she had to take it and said it might take a few minutes. She moved up to the front seat while I sat in the back waiting for her. While she was up there, I figured I’d rub one out so that by the time she was off the phone I’d be able to have more longevity if we ultimately had sex. Which we did, and it worked! She was on the phone so long that I even had enough time to get out of the car, clean myself off, and take a pee in the parking lot.”“One night during college, I was visiting a friend in another state when I somehow found myself at a bar making out heavily with this girl who I thought was way out of my league. My penis thought the same thing because it was rock hard, and I started to experience the pain that comes from blue balls just after her friends pulled her away and left the bar. I had no idea how to get back to my friend’s apartment on my own, and I felt like I had to do something, so I went into the disgusting bathroom of a dive bar, where I started pumping and came in about five seconds. I never saw that girl again.”RELATED: What One Guy Learned From Going on a Masturbation Fast“I masturbated in a hot tub. I’m not really sure why. I think it was because I was crammed in a hotel room with my family and had been for the better part of a week. So when I was the only person in the hot tub, I took advantage of the alone time. It seemed like a good idea, but I almost passed out from the heat.”“I used to do it in the library during busy times, like finals week. It was how I took a quick break from what I was doing. I would actually take my laptop in there with me so I could watch porn.”“I was on a long-a** flight, and I was bored. And when I get bored, I often alleviate said boredom by masturbating. So I went into the bathroom and pounded one down. Does that mean I’m kind of in the Mile High Club? I’ve also done it in airplane bathrooms. I travel for work a lot.”Surprised? Watch this video to learn a few other ways in which men and women are confused about the opposite sex's masturbation habits:Use for embed where you don't want auto playbrightcove.createExperiences;Anyone have the urge to masturbate now?--Scott Muska is a writer in New York City. You can follow him on Twitter @scottmuska or e-mail him at srm5082@gmail.com.

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