The 9 Most Inconvenient Times to Run into Your Ex

You just <em>had</em> to see him when you were wearing pajama pants, didn't you? Ex boyfriends are like zits: You’re never happy to see them, and they always seem to pop up at the worst possible time. In fact, the ghosts of dates past seem to have some kind of radar that allows them to surface exactly when they are the last person on the planet we’d want to interact with. Here are nine times when you really could have done without a surprise run-in with yesterday’s news.1. When you’ve just bought a sensible snack of Ben & Jerry’s, Cheetos, and wine. You don’t do this all the time. You don’t. You. Had. A bad day. This isn’t helping.2. When you’re with the guy you dumped him for. You said it wasn’t him, and that was true. It was someone else. The guy you currently have on your arm, to be exact. This isn’t awkward at all.RELATED: 8 Reasons Being Friends with Your Ex Is Overrated3. When he’s with the girl he dumped you for. Oh! Hi! Now you get to act like you’re super excited to come face to face with the girl who’s every Facebook photo you’ve analyzed for flaws. This stings and makes you feel numb at the same time, but you’ll act super excited to see him because THAT’S HOW COOL YOU ARE.4. When you run to the store sans bra holy pajama pants. Dude. It’s laundry day, something you know for a fact that he’s unfamiliar with, but still.5. When you’ve just gotten a facial that left your skin as raw as a rare steak. Why. Why. Why couldn’t this have happened two days from now, when you’re fresh new skin is revealed?!RELATED: What It Means When You Stay Friends with Your Exes6. When you’re having an issue with your credit card. Declined? What does the clerk mean, declined? Maybe the bank put a hold on it? Oh, good, look who’s in line behind you. The man who you declined on the basis of his mommy issues.7. When you’re alone at the movies. You love going to the movies by yourself. There’s no one to distract you, and you can really take in the story and look super pathetic when he rolls up with his hot date. Awesome. At least you cried at the end of the movie and now have smeared mascara and snot bubbles.8. When you’re holding a bag of your dog’s poop. You were tired of his s***. Now he gets to see you with a handful of Fido’s.RELATED: How Getting a Pet Changes Your Relationship9. When you're on a date with the world’s biggest dweeb. You’re co-worker said you guys were perfect for each other. Apparently, she thought you were really into nose hair and model trains? Just when this conversation couldn’t get any more uncomfortable, here comes your former dude catching a glimpse of just how far past him you’ve moved.Gifs courtesy of giphy.com

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