Would You Buy Boner-Blocking Boxers for Your Man?

They may be hitting the market soon. Let’s be real: Erections happen. While they’re often a welcome reaction, boners can pop up when dudes least expect them. And that’s just awkward for everyone involved.That’s why a fashion team out of Washington, D.C., has designed Bloxers. These skivvies are designed to be part boxer, part boner-blocker, according to the official Bloxers Indiegogo page.“Our new product centers on keeping yourself or the men in your life from experiencing the negative effects of what is fundamentally a good thing,” the page reads.Here’s how it works: Bloxers are made of cotton boxers that conceal a special boner-blocking contraption in the form of stretch fabric sewn along the inseam. The fabric covers a man’s junk and allows him to, er, rise to the occasion slowly while deflecting the erection to his chosen side.So basically, it straps a boner to a guy’s leg, hiding the evidence.RELATED: 6 Embarrassing Secrets Men Don't Tell You About Their BonersBloxers are also tailored to a guy’s preferred boner-blocking side, with design options available for righties, lefties, and switch-hitters. They also come in the classic colors: grey, white, and black.Creators plan to charge $25 a pop for the undies, but more expensive packages will be available that include a Bloxers T-shirt—just in case a dude wants to advertise that he’s excited on the regular.RELATED: 5 Factors That Can Make His Penis Work BetterThe inventors of Bloxers also plan to give 25 percent of the company's profits to prostate cancer research.Creators say it makes a great gift, but...do you really want to go there at Christmas in front of Nana?To date, Bloxers have only raised $535 of the $20,000 fundraising goal, but we have a feeling there’s a serious untapped potential among the teenage boy crowd.

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