7 Creative Ways to Use Lube That Have Nothing to Do with Sex

Anyone have a squeaky door that needs fixing? Three-in-one shampoos/conditioners/body washes? Great. But multi-purpose lubes? Uh... Recently, we got an e-mail from a lube company suggesting—in all earnestness—that runners use a personal lubricant not only for sex, but also to prevent sports bra chafing during runs. Oh, and the publicist went ahead and pointed out that the product is a great frizz-fighter, too. Um, what?!The whole thing got us thinking...what will lube makers be pushing the product for next? Allow us to hazard a few guesses.1. As a Lip BalmWhat better way to give your man a taste of what lies ahead than by treating him to a lube-flavored smooch at the beginning of the evening?RELATED: How Men and Women REALLY Feel About Lube2. To Fix That Creaky DoorEvery time you come home, your door squeals so loudly that you feel like you’re in a horror movie. Luckily for you, you have enough lube to take matters into your own hands. And afterward, you can use that same lube to reward yourself by…taking matters into your own hands.3. To Get a Tight Ring OffA nice dab of lube will have that thing off in no time.RELATED: A Lube for Every Diet4. For Craft ProjectsHave a hankering to make one of those cool decoupage coasters or trays, but don’t feel like hitting the craft store for Modge Podge? Cover your collage with a thin layer of lube instead! Sure, it may not actually dry, but what better way to set the mood than by putting your drink down on something that smells faintly of sex just as things start to heat up?5. To Prevent Blisters When You’re Wearing HeelsHey, your shoes might keep slipping off at inconvenient times, but your tootsies will be blissfully bister-free at the end of the night.RELATED: The U.S. States Where Women Wear the Highest Heels6. To Catch FliesThe weather's warming up, which means insects are making their annual creepy march into your back yard. Skip toxic bug killers, and make your own fly catchers by spreading lube onto strips of wax paper and waiting for the insects to land there. Unfortunately, you may start to associate dead bugs with sex. But you win some, you lose some.7. As a Butter ReplacementThere are few things in life as boring as dry toast, but you’re watching your cholesterol, and your avocado toast is becoming an expensive habit. Cut corners by replacing avocado with lube for your next mid-morning snack. Sure, lube isn’t technically a “food,” but it can’t be that toxic if it’s approved for use on our crotches…right?

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