What 7 Celebrities Nicknamed Their Penises

If only guys put this much thought and creativity into anniversary plans... Magic Mike doesn’t leave much to the imagination in the way of Channing Tatum’s anatomy, and, presumably, Magic Mike XXL won’t either when it hits theaters July 1. But in case you were desperately searching for more, Channing just provided it via a Reddit AMA yesterday, which he did to promote his campaign with Omaze to send one fan to the Magic Mike XXL premiere.When asked, “Does your penis have a nickname?” Channing hilariously 'fessed up: “Gilbert,” he responded. RELATED: You Have to See Channing Tatum Give This Fan a Surprise Lap DanceChanning isn’t the only famous guy out there who has a name for his man thing. We rounded up more where that came from:LudacrisThis past spring, Luda told Elle that he calls his anatomy “The Truth” because—wait for it—“you can't handle The Truth!”Michael SheenWe’re not sure just how seriously we should take this considering what a jokester Sarah Silverman is, but the comedian tweeted this past March that her boyfriend, Michael, who stars in HBO’s Masters of Sex, has a perplexing penis name:My boyfriend named his penis. He named it "The Great Christine Baranski"— Sarah Silverman March 2, 2015Yes, Christine Baranski is the actress who appears on The Good Wife. And yes, we’re just as confused as you are.Hugh JackmanThe actor reportedly told Jay Leno back in 2010 that his little guy goes by the moniker “Old James Roger.” Sounds Australian...right? Maybe?RELATED: 13 Crucial Facts About His PenisVinny Guadagnino from Jersey ShoreWhen Snooki Polizzi hooked up with him on the MTV show, she nicknamed his penis “Moby Dick.” Nice and to the point, Snooki.MTV ShowsJustin BieberIt’s “Jerry.” In the Biebs’ defense, that nickname wasn’t his choice—his fans named his penis. Watch him discuss the sitch in 2012 with a baffled U.K. radio show host in the video below at the 1:24 mark. Warren G. HardingJustin Bieber is not the only famous guy with a penis named Jerry. In fact, 29th U.S. President Harding seems to have called dibs on that name almost a century ago, writing about “him” in—gird your loins, ladies—steamy erotica-like love letters to his neighbor’s wife. Watch John Oliver hilariously break it down in this clip:

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